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30 Halloween Jokes for Adults

When we were gathering our favorite Halloween Jokes for Kids, there were a few that went over the kids’ heads just a little bit. Those are the jokes and riddles that ended up on our list of Halloween Jokes for Adults! We did keep this list family-friendly even though there are definitely some funny Halloween jokes that go in a different adult direction. So you’re safe sharing this jokes and riddles with the kids, even if they don’t quite catch the punch line!

Q: What do you call a dancing ghost?

A: Polka-haunt-us.

Q: What do you call a cheesy Halloween dance?

A: The muenster mash!

Q: When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims?

A: On Fry Day.

Q: How do you write a book about Halloween?

A: With a ghostwriter.

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Q: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?

A: At the casketeria. Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash?

A: They have bat breath.

Q: What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?

A: Fangsgiving.

Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost?

A: “Do you believe in people?”

Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

A: Bamboo.

Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the carnival?

A: The roller ghoster.

Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?

A: In the moaning.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

A: Hoblin’ Goblin.