When we were gathering our favorite Halloween Jokes for Kids, there were a few that went over the kids’ heads just a little bit. Those are the jokes and riddles that ended up on our list of Halloween Jokes for Adults! We did keep this list family-friendly even though there are definitely some funny Halloween jokes that go in a different adult direction. So you’re safe sharing this jokes and riddles with the kids, even if they don’t quite catch the punch line!
Q: What do you call a dancing ghost?
Q: What do you call a cheesy Halloween dance?
A: The muenster mash!
Q: When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims?
A: On Fry Day.
Q: How do you write a book about Halloween?
A: With a ghostwriter.
Q: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A: At the casketeria. Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
A: They have bat breath.
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A: “Do you believe in people?”
Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the carnival?
A: The roller ghoster.
Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
A: In the moaning.
Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hoblin’ Goblin.